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| CANDIDATE FOR UNITED STATES SENATE (NJ) |
| Sr. Exec. Vice President |
| International Liaison Officer |
| Philosopher-Poet |
| Theologian |
| Artist |



Book #2: Ballad of an American Ganymede : Or , Explorations of Queeritude In 57 Cantos
Discover 'Ballad of an American Ganymede' by G.R. Tomaini—a poetic celebration of queer identity, mythology, and existentialism.
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Jun 16, 20234 min read


Book #1: Kiss Me , Ahab ! A Queer Novella In 120 Cantos (Published)
When I set out to write "Kiss Me, Ahab!", a satire of John Milton's "Paradise Lost," as well as of Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick,” I knew...
14gtomaini
Jun 15, 20236 min read


Book #3: The Ingenious Knight , Don Tomaini of New York City (Unpublished)
Blurb For G.R. Tomaini's unpublished third manuscript of Poetry, The Ingenious Knight, Don Tomaini of New York City.
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Jun 15, 20235 min read


A Love Poem By Ahab Candomblé
A desperate plea for help! A young captive's letter reveals a harrowing ordeal. Can you save Ahab Candomble? Call the cops, spread the news!
14gtomaini
Jan 12, 20236 min read


Most Treasured Love !
Discover the depths of cherished love and unleash fiery disdain in this evocative poem. A testament to passion and intense emotions.
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Jan 8, 20231 min read


Buy Me A Rolex Submariner
An audacious plea for attention and a coveted timepiece, this poem demands your engagement. Explore the whimsical requests of the poet.
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Jan 8, 20231 min read


He Is Don Mosquito
Don Mosquito, a relentless seducer, dances through the air, craving your essence. One kiss bewitches you, yearning for his return, as he fe
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Jan 8, 20231 min read


Ode To My Butt In These Jeans
Michelangelo's divine artistry crafted celestial cheeks—immaculate folly or transcendent genius?
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Jan 8, 20231 min read


Ode To Whom ?
A whimsical introspection on memory's elusive nature, this poem captures the paradox of forgetting someone unforgettable.
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Jan 8, 20231 min read
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